feat(art): replace all 72 posts' artwork with the v2 pipeline

Every post now carries one unique local-ComfyUI/Ideogram 4 base frame, composited
into EN + ZH share cards, a banner and list thumbs.

- the shipped prompts_catalog held only 21 distinct metaphors for 72 posts (16
  shared one visual), so all 72 were rewritten as unique object+state metaphors
  and 10 frames re-rolled after OCR found pseudo-text rendered at legible size
- render_from_art.mjs emits JPEG by default (558 KB PNG -> 84 KB mozjpeg q85);
  the ZH 1200x630 card did not exist before this batch
- 288 frontmatter fields migrated; the 144 v1 PNGs are gone
- PostList's thumb helper keys off the base slug (a ZH card is zh-<slug>.jpg while
  the thumb is <slug>-800.webp, which 404'd the whole ZH listing)
- [...slug].astro's <picture> regex accepts .jpg
- the repo now carries the art inputs (metaphors.json, captions/<slug>.json,
  refreshed prompts_catalog.json) so a frame is reproducible from git alone

src/content/posts/it-reported-success-nothing-had-changed.md

@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ description: "Three ways a network-mounted drive lied to my conversion pipeline:
 pubDate: 2026-10-08
 category: devops
 tags: [storage, smb, verification, ffmpeg, python]
-ogImage: /og/it-reported-success-nothing-had-changed.png
-banner: /banners/it-reported-success-nothing-had-changed.png
+ogImage: /og/it-reported-success-nothing-had-changed.jpg
+banner: /banners/it-reported-success-nothing-had-changed.jpg
 draft: false
 ---